Saturday, 4 October 2014

Made In Her Image

I was asked to answer an interesting question on Quora:

What Would Happen If Women Had The Same Muscle Power As Men?

It's a good question and the answer is - 
initially - a hell of a lot more rape. God doesn't make mistakes, which is why you wear clothes to conceal your shame of being created in Her image. 

"Don't think too much!"

I understand that helps.

In Greek mythology, truth is hidden in plain sight:

In our surreal and unnatural reality, if marriage ("Till Death Do Us Part"), cosmetics (fraud), clothes (compulsory objectification) and violent discipline (for having fun without hurting anyone) are anything to go by, women are a little shaky on the concepts of consent"free will" and (the John Stuart Mill definition of) liberty.

The damage to children sustained by Janet Jackson's dangerous mammary gland aside, there would be some positives if women were the same size as men. For example, they could fight their own indecent wars and that would be a relief.

Contrary to the propaganda fed to brave boys by their mothers (that war is an adventure for heroes and that any traitorous cowards who don't fancy killing
 or dying at the hands of innocents defending their homes deserve to be stigmatised, harassed and incarcerated), war is actually a horrific mess of unthinkable trauma that amounts to naked cannibalism.

Boys don't fight wars for fun.

They started fighting to acquire "women children" as sex slaves (don't worry, God said it was okay).

But why did the Lord who spake unto Moses (presumably because she couldn't speak for Herself) order the genocide at Midian? Let's rewind the tape:

The men were turned into prostitutes by the Midian women, who paid them for sex with food. Inexplicably, that Natural dynamic has been reversed, perhaps as a result of this:

Fair is fair. If someone annoys you by competing fairly, you can kill them (if you're an emotional Toddler with a Holy pretext). The Lord is truly a JEALOUS Lord. Thou shalt have no other gods (women) before Her. You have to love Her or She'll kill you. 

"Sounds like my Mom."
- toddlers

It's the best way to make love.

Now those crazy fundamentalists (who are fundamentally correct as far as moderates are concerned) have this silly habit of taking the literal word of God literally. I know, it's ridiculous. Moderates know God doesn't mean what She says, but I'm not sure it's ever mattered all that much to the dead little ones who were killed to secure the global triumphs of the Cross. 

So if your brain isn't screaming at being exposed to truth you cannot refute, the argument I'm making is simple enough; if women were the same size as men, they could fight their own wars and for that reason, wars would cease to be fought.

War is not a selfish pursuit. 

If women were no longer able to pretend that doors were too hard to open or that gentlemen sons were needed by their helpless mothers (in Nature, it's the other way around), women couldn't milk the empathy of men and with everyone willing to play fair and work for a living, the need for war would be negated.

Real men respect themselves and that precludes taking care of, dying or killing for women who disrespect Humanity by refusing to take care of themselves. 

Obstructing biology isn't Natural.

You can't argue with that.

To preempt the predictable personal attacks on the messenger of truth, my issue is not withheld favour so much as rape by deception (a crime in which the perpetrator has the victim's sexual consent and compliance, but gains it through deception or fraudulent statements or actions). 

But the reality of first access allows mothers to render minds incapable of conceptualising the meaning of words and values, so women who set out explicitly to gain consent they know I would not give them if they were honest, just sneer when I complain. "Why not go to the police?"

8-Year-Old Charged For Sexual Conduct With Sitter
A mother is upset after a 14-year-old babysitter engaged in sexual conduct with her eight-year-old boy, and the eight-year-old was charged with lewd conduct.

If women were the same size as men, the world would be more just. I'm certain of this, primarily because the world couldn't be any more unjust for men and children.

Until women end their oppression of toddlers, men should withhold their favour. We could turn this franchise around in a fortnight.